Formula for misery
Hold grudges +
Remember nothing but bad things first thing in the morning+
Complain +
Don’t love+
Don’t pray +
Don’t read the Bible+
Don’t be with other believers +
Don’t help others +
Don’t travel +
Don’t serve+
Expect everyone to serve you +
Don’t exercise +
Don’t leave the house +
Drive everywhere you go +
Only do stuff that is comfortable +
Love only money +
Be a miser +
Expect the worst +
Only think of yourself = a miserable existence
